Three Ring Circus

Despite a leaky roof, the circus is in town today and the show will go for game three of the battle for fourth place in the NL Comedy Central.  The Red Legs have already clinched the series, and now they have the brooms out, ready to dust off Dave Bush a and the Blewers. Bush,  fresh off his rehab stint  is allegedly healthy after suffering from a severe case of home run elbow. 

So in the spirit of our favorite city, Las Vegas, Nevada, here are the over and under proposition wagers for today’s spine tingling match-up at $6.75 Miller Park: 

Number of tooth picks chewed by Dust  baker – 120

Packages of gum chewed by Ken Macha – 13

Home runs hit by Joey Votto – 3

Home runs hit by Lance Nix – 3

Dave Bush pitch count – 1st inning – 30

Dave Bush gopher ball total – 4 (1st inning)

Felipe Lopez injury -2

Felipe Lopez caught stealing – 2

Number of beers Ryan Braun will buy the scorekeeper – 7 (take the over)

Number of times the “announced attendance” will be announced – 6

Pitchers used by Screwers – 6 (take the over)

Innings played – 9 (take the over) 

And one more thing, 

And For What


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