• Boo-Pan

    This just in…due to excessive booing, Jeff Suppan has filed the necessary paperwork to have his name changed to Jeff Boo-pan.  “This way when […]

  • Maybe Not

    Despite a kamikaze like nosedive in the NL Comedy Central, the Screwers star-studded pitching staff hurled a three hitter in a 13-7 loss to […]

  • Brew Flu

    News of a flu epidemic attacking the Badger football team broke out this morning.  In a related story, several members of the Milwaukee Screwers, […]