This just in…due to excessive booing, Jeff Suppan has filed the necessary paperwork to have his name changed to Jeff Boo-pan.  “This way when I leave the field at $6.75 Miller park after 4 1/3 innings, eight runs, 12 hits and 95 pitches, I’ll feel much better.” 

Suppan, er, Boo-pan, is scheduled to return to the Screwers next year, the last year of his multi-million dollar contract. 

And For What

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