Dear SanTa…

…i am writing to you early because things are getting a little tough around here.  even though it’s pretty messy, i promise to get things cleaned up, just ask my general manager, Ted. anyway, the fans are mad at me so I was wondering if i could get some early Christmas presents.  here’s my list of what I want:

 

Pass Protection

Pass Rush

Running Game

Running Back (that can run for more than seven yards in one carry)

Punter

Kicker that can make kicks that count, I think they are called “clutch”

Game Plan

Helpful Challenge Advice

Defensive Coordinator

Quarterback (the one you gave me last year is really beat up)

$1,000 dollar gift card to Sammy’s Pizza in Ashwaubenon

 

If you can’t get me these presents, early, can I just have the gift card?

 

–Mike

 

P.S. And For What